well you can't waste a boner
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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