he wants to bone in the snuggie
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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