pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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