Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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