The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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