just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
thus making me awesome and them whores
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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