Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize