i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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