Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
we're making bets on your personal life
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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