he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
being pregnant is like rehab
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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