He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
