Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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