Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just threw up on my dentist
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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