no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't think brook has ever known best
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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