The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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