she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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