with your own penis?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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