Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
