butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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