Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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