if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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