I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm too high and old for this...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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