His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize
