you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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