Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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