Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We smell like vodka and hangover
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