If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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