Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My feet surprised me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
