so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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