But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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