sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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