no, he came in my armpit
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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