ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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