I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
