we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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