i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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