I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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