Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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