Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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