I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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