ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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