is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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