She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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