Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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