wanna go halves on a baby?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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