So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
