Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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