those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
