I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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