So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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