I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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